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Decorating Children

The Powers That Be (Madison Avenue, Illuminati, librarians, take your pick) decree that the Christmas season begins the instant your stomach digests the Thanksgiving turkey. Personally, I like to wait until the dishes are done at the very least, and preferably until all of the leftovers are consumed a few days later.

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Fear of Puberty

Puberty. The very word can send a parent running to the hills in terror. Puberty is the unholy gateway to adolescence. According to whispered stories told by shell-shocked parents behind  closed doors as they rock back and forth while curled up in a fetal position, when a child enters adolescence, they instantly become a seething monster of insanity whose only cause in life is to make their parents’ existence a living Hell.

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